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The Dramedy that is my Life
I just keep waiting for the punchline...
Created on 2003-03-27 09:46:47 (#970824), last updated 2009-07-31
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| Name: | Big John |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1963-03-14 |
| Location: | Stony Brook, New York, United States |
| Website: | my dead deadjournal |
I'm Big John.
I refer to myself as "Big John", not just because I'm a big guy (6' 5½" 265 lbs.), but because there's too damn many Johns out there. Sure, I've been called "Bigfoot", "Stretch", "Sasquatch", etc. Take your pick; I'll answer to any of 'em.

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LifeScript:
The usual Cast of Characters:
I've got 3 kids, none of whom live with me.
My two older children are from my first marriage. Caitlin (
My youngest is my 18 year old son, Jamie, who's got Down Syndrome. He lives with his mom.
I got married for the 3rd and final time to MaryAnn (
my profession:
I'm a signmaker at the VA Hospital in Northport. I always wanted to be an artist, specifically, a cartoonist, and this job is the closest I get to being professionally creative. I occasionally post my artwork in my journal; my journal background is a reworked version of Heaven and Hell by M.C. Escher.
My attitude towards life
To me, everything is either a song cue, an opportunity for a joke, or a segue to some cartoon dialogue. I've been quoting Monty Python for over 25 years.
I believe the world would be a better place if people would stop taking things so seriously.
Not that I don't get pissed off sometimes, too. My biggest pet peeve: lousy drivers!
Anyway, I enjoy looking into the cyberlives of other people and hope to make some new journal friends here. If you want to add me to your Friends list, go right ahead! Just let me know in a comment.
I don't Update as often as I'd like, mostly because I don't type very fast, so it takes me awhile to get my thoughts down sometimes.
Quiet on the set!...
...roll cameras!....
Interests (95):
70's music, 80's music, accents, alice in chains, aliens, alternative, animation, anti-smoking, beachcombing, beavis & butthead, belching, breast cancer, bugs bunny, burping, cartoons, cereal, comedy central, crossword puzzles, dali, david bowie, disabilities, disney movies, disney villians, down syndrome, down's syndrome, dr. seuss, dragons, drawing, eric idle, everlast, exhibitionism, gargoyles, gryphons, halloween, heavy metal magazine, humor, invader zim, jabberwocky, jane's addiction, john cleese, led zeppelin, loud music, m. c. escher, mental retardation, metallica, michael palin, monty python, music, nin, old school hip hop, old t-birds, optical illusions, palindromes, paradoxes, parenting, pb&j, people watching, pink floyd, primus, procrastinating, really loud burps, ren & stimpy, rock, rush, sarcasm, saturday night live, scrabble, sex, singing, special effects, special kids, spelling, spongebob, star trek, star wars, steve martin, sublime, swords, terminator movies, the 4th dimension, the matrix, the police, the pretenders, time travel, tivo, tom and jerry, tongue twisters, u2, videogames, voyeurism, weird al, whatever..., whistling, word jumbles, word play
Schools:
Pines Elementary School - Hauppauge, NY (1968 - 1975)Hauppauge High School - Hauppauge, NY (1977 - 1981)
Rhode Island School of Design - Providence, RI (1981 - 1982)
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