Big John (wackdaddy) wrote,
Big John
wackdaddy

Is she serious?

A post I saw today on Suffolk Cafe, a Yahoo group:

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Subject: [suffolkcafe] questions for the fellas and maybe some of the ladies
To: suffolkcafe@ yahoogroups. com
Date: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 2:06 PM

im lookin all over the internet for a lighter. something that is good to use with fireworks. any ideas?
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So I responded with:
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Well, a real man would light fireworks with the stump of the cigar he has clenched in his teeth. And he would hold the fireworks in the stump of his fingers that got blown up the previous year.

But since you're not one of those, I would suggest hiring someone else to light them for you. Perhaps a Grucci employee? ;)

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Then she responded to me personally, saying:

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I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY SARCASTIC COMMENTS!

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What did she expect after asking for advice about an illegal activity on a public forum???
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